Dating App 

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Blasé thumb
habitual swipe left
fuck-this-shit profiles           
or commonplace attributes

Catdad to Dogmom
My beard is brawny
There’s just something
in the way you hoist Bud Light
as a catch all

Do you like the abs I once had?
Let’s discuss the deal breaker:
Are you allegiant to the Flyers 
or the Sixers?
Are you FUN?

Please notice my solidly placed
Like
My embellishment of bells and whistles
How panoramic the scenery to exude
the safety of well off 

Let’s find a low-key joint
frequented en masse
discuss our sameness
and lose ourselves in
some Dave Matthews karaoke  

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